S\O Satyamurthy Page #9

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I mean cutting throats.

How did my brother like you then?

I don't like to marry you.

I'll marry my uncle.

If you tell this to your brother,

I'll go home.

Why should I tell him?

If you don't tell him,

he'll get us married.

If married would I stay with you?

I'll poison you to death in a week

after marriage.

I'll cry for few days.

I'm very cute, right?

My brother's head will melt and

ask me what I want?

I'll ask him for my uncle.

I think that girl is fitness freak.

She's stretching overly.

- Not stretch but stress.

She's too eager to know what we're talking.

She's my girl friend.

At least tell her that you don't like

this marriage.

If not she may die really.

Do you want sweet, sunny?

With pen and paper in hand

writing as he wished...

Lord Brahma ruined my fate like this...

Making me stand in street

and disturbing my dreams...

Will you make my fate ill fate?

Wearing up dhoti...showing thighs...

Will you finish my life saying,

hello brother?

Cheating by force feeding me with sweet...

Buying me good suits and boots...

Will you make me wash utensils?

Oh my God!

Escape from here at the earliest...

Run to some other place or bar...

I've cyanide flavor lip stick...

I'm a live grenade...

Come, I'll torture you like typhoid fever...

Poets have described women

as flowers and fruits...

If they see them,

they'll change their writings...

Like curry leaves in food,

have you thrown us away like waste?

Some eyes have water tanks...

Some else has petrol bunk...

Would they drown or blow up this life?

Life is in danger...

I'll straighten up you like this blender...

I'll make chutney of you like this grinder...

I'll wash you clean like

washing machine...

You're a selfie of selfishness...

You're an icon of psycho...

You don't match with cyclone...

Even terrorizing goons...

Or disloyal henchmen...

Nobody will change head

as mercurial as you...

With tenderjasmine like head

on one side...

A human bomb on the other side...

See, my life has become like

a bus station...

He lived like a servant for 5 years

in his home for revenge.

Didn't come home for any function.

Now they've brought him dead.

Would they kill while eating food?

Keep quiet, can your cries

bring the dead back?

Would the man living die?

Can you bring Devarafs head?

He killed your three brothers.

Can you kill him?

All of you go and have coffee, go.

Go!

Are you angry for my words?

No.

I got an idea.

You said would they kill while eating?

They'll arrange a feast for his

sister's engagement, right?

We'll kill him then.

Before he eats a morsel,

knives must pierce into his body.

Today is very auspicious.

Let's fix the date and time for

your engagement with my sister.

Come.

Enough...please sit own.

Please read it.

No need of Sanskrit,

just tell date and time.

20.06.15

Time!

12.01 PM!

That's enough!

You will get engaged with my sister.

Sing now!

Beauty with dot...

beautiful like statue...

Come to bless the groom...

The dress up the goat before

it gets sacrificed.

I don't know to call it as

coincidence or your fate,

your engagement is on 20th and

last day for my bet is 20th.

You'll lose bet at noon,

you'll give up my daughter.

You'll get engaged to the girl

you don't like.

You'll give my property papers.

Can we ever see someone

more unlucky than him?

If bad luck needs an address,

isn't it enough to tell your name?

A tiger is down with pneumonia and

sleeping weakly giving up non-vegetarian food.

Knowing about this a rabbit

came before it to make fun of it.

Tiger got angry,

killed the rabbit and ate it.

What do you understand from this story?

Tiger lied, right?

- No!

Though tiger is in bad position,

rabbit mustn't dare to make fun oftiger.

If you say anything like

that I'll rip you apart.

Go and find a place that suits your budget

for my marriage with your daughter.

Would he kneel on his knees and

give the site papers to you,

and say you needn't marry my sister,

marry the girl you love,

do you expect he'll do so?

Scheme is good, let's do it.

He has fixed the date, that girl is refusing

to tell she doesn't want to marry you.

What to do now?

Why not tell this to Devaraj yourself?

He would say good, you may go.

What about papers?

He'll not give and

we can never take from him.

But doors are locked.

No need of keys to open the door,

catching a thief is enough.

Is it?

Where can we find a readymade

thief instantly?

Can find a fool without any search.

Can't we find a thief without search?

Valli's marriage?

Day after tomorrow is engagement?

Send photo in phone, I'll come by flight.

Hubby, coffee.

- I need to go.

Not that, hubby...

Stop, hubby!

Arrow shot and race horse

will never come back.

Please turn back and see.

Super!

Hubby...

- Valli's marriage, I know.

Did I forget to wear it?

How to manage her?

Where are your shoes?

I stepped on cow dung,

so I left it on pavement.

Recently you went for job in shirt

but came back in T-shirt.

Shirt got wet so I came back

with T-shirt, is it wrong?

What to do if you leave

a thing every day?

I didn't leave you, right?

Be happy for that.

Keep the glass there.

She's making too many inquiries.

My brother has...

- Photos, right?

Brother!

You sent photo, I'm checking it out.

The boy on the right side.

- Cut it.

The boy on the right side of my hubby.

Did he cut the call?

Give the phone, come this side.

Lakshmi was telling you something, right?

If one is willing to hear, Lord Krishna

told this much to Arjuna in Gita.

The boy is very handsome, hubby.

He?

What handsome?

No life in eyes, no strength in muscles,

no surety in posture, no clarity in the man.

He's lousy!

They said boy is like electric wire.

Wire is okay, have to check

if it has current or not.

Why are you looking like that?

Pack the bags.

What are you looking there?

Take it! Enjoy!

I filled diesel for Rs.500, sir.

If car cost you Rs.5 lakhs,

you shouldn't ask from every passenger.

Sir, at least pay meter fare.

There's no record in history of taxi meter

and worn out motors working properly.

I asked him money and

he's delivering dialogue.

He's like radio, we've to listen to him,

he won't listen to us.

Take it.

- Thanks, madam.

Why are you rushing?

What for?

Bloody build up watching films.

Overacting in marriage scenes.

What's in it? Give it to me.

What's this?

- Hot water.

Why did you bring it?

It's not wrong to marry of your sister

to some useless fellow,

is it wrong ifl get hot water?

The boy is sharp like knife!

Every knife is not useful to cut.

If you've two sisters, if you get

one sister married to Pavan Kalyan,

and another sister married

cheaply to Brahmanandam,

People will not laugh with mouths.

Take your own time, brother-in-law.

He saved my life, brother-in-law.

- So what?

I'll send few men on him,

you save his life.

That will settle life for life.

You're saying as if saving life is great.

What's this, brother-in-law?

What's so great in saving life?

I'm sparing you because

you're my sister's husband.

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